“I Live With an Author” Unisex Sweatshirt

This sweatshirt is for the people who share a home, a couch, or a life with a writer — and have learned not to ask too many questions.

Front: Yes, I live with an author.

Back: No, you don’t wanna know what gets written.

Soft, warm, and slightly ominous in the best way. Perfect for partners, roommates, friends of authors… or the author themselves in denial.

✦ Unisex fit

✦ Soft mid-weight fleece

✦ Designed for comfort, sarcasm, and mild existential dread

Wear it proudly. Or defensively. Both are valid.

Product features

- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft, smooth, and great for printing

- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for comfortable layering

- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem that stretch on then return to shape

- Twill neck tape and half-moon back patch for durability and comfort

- OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; embroidery available for chest areas

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1566, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras or El Salvador

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean